Only the Forces of Nature Can Restore the Balance to a Penis That Defies Gravity

I’m 37, 6’3” with a 9” penis that continues to curve; my wife is 15 years younger...I need special maneuvers to dock my rocket

Case #: 550

Concern：

I’m no Einstein, but there was a time when navigating my wife’s black hole used to feel like an “event horizon,” the gravitational pull around a black hole that sucks in any object.

Since the Mrs. pierced her clitoris, resembling the rings of Saturn, and my penis chose to defy gravity by bending upward, my mission of female space penetration had me saying: “Houston, we have a problem!”

I’m 37, 6’3” with a 9” penis that continues to curve; my wife is 15 years younger, weighs 100 pounds and exhibits a modest 2” vaginal radius. Lately, her vagina has been feeling as dry as the surface of Mars that I need special maneuvers to dock my rocket. I go in; she cries out. It’s painful and it’s a pain.

My wife’s “wormhole” is too young to be feeling like cosmic dust. Can you advise me on the best route to sexual reactivation? I can theorize and probe all I want, but I’m almost certain that it’s my probe that is in need of a major overhaul.

Discussion：

Unless your wife is Venus, she should avoid wearing rings on her clitoris that look like Saturn’s. Genital piercing has become a dream for many women in the elusive search for pleasure enhancement, however, it comes with real dangers: discomfort, bleeding, swelling, tissue trauma, allergic reaction, disfigurement and poor vaginal lubrication. She could also be susceptible to recurrent urinary tract infections, hepatitis, tetanus and STIs.

Vaginal lesions caused by the lack of proper lubrication can obstruct the neuroendocrine receptors and neurotransmission glands on the skin, leading to (possibly) permanent clitoral desensitization. Because the vaginal tissue is non-keratinized, it needs moisture to prevent it from drying out and hardening. It isn’t a scientific solution; it’s true therapeutic healing.

Now, About Your Spaceship

Age-related prostate issues, penile injury from forceful sexual acts, and beta-blockers consumption all can cause Peyronie’s Disease (P.D.), which is the unsightly curvature of the penis in any direction. Traditionally, allopathic medicine treats P.D. with corticosteroids injections, colchicine (normally used to treat gout) and tamoxifen (an estrogen antagonist) as calcium blockers at the lesion site.

Surgery is only advisable when the penis curvature is greater than 30 degrees; pain has become unbearable and sexual intercourse, impractical. In this case, tissue replacement and even prosthesis are viable recourses.

There are, however, less traumatic options to treat P.D. and one shouldn’t have to reach to the stars for answers. Earth has plenty of wholesome remedies to aid all earthlings: natural treatments (recover with Penis Trauma & Injury Herbal Treatment) that you may consider as your first option or as part of a simultaneous therapy.