John and Nancy had been steady sex partners for quite some time. They got along well; she didn’t nag him about their sexual relationship being anything other than what it was, and he would give her screaming orgasms frequently.
One day Nancy wanted to hook up but John was unavailable. He stayed unavailable for several weeks, which was unusual. She went into stalker mode and lay in wait outside of his apartment. When he came out, she rushed up to him.
That Conversation
“Hi…where have you been I’ve been calling you,” she said.
“Uh…I’ve been busy, just taking care of some work and just haven’t had a lot of time.”
She looked concerned. “So are we still seeing each other? What’s really wrong?”
“Okay, well I know my penis size isn’t the greatest so I got a penis pump and I’ve been using it for a while now. It broke my junk!”
“Oh, that’s what’s been going on. Well thanks for telling me, goodbye!”
John and Nancy had been steady sex partners for quite some time. They got along well; she didn’t nag him about their sexual relationship being anything other than what it was, and he would give her screaming orgasms frequently.
One day Nancy wanted to hook up but John was unavailable. He stayed unavailable for several weeks, which was unusual. She went into stalker mode and lay in wait outside of his apartment. When he came out, she rushed up to him.
That Conversation
“Hi…where have you been I’ve been calling you,” she said.
“Uh…I’ve been busy, just taking care of some work and just haven’t had a lot of time.”
She looked concerned. “So are we still seeing each other? What’s really wrong?”
“Okay, well I know my penis size isn’t the greatest so I got a penis pump and I’ve been using it for a while now. It broke my junk!”
“Oh, that’s what’s been going on. Well thanks for telling me, goodbye!”
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