Book-Buying for Male Virgins: His Guide to Finding Helpful Literature

Every male pictures himself having sex for the first time. He replays a mini-porno scene in his mind where he’s the male talent; his partner, the illustrious female lead. He pictures himself performing different positions he’s seen and read about. He imagines himself outperforming his expectations, and he even replays the words of satisfaction she’ll blurt out afterward—“You’re amazing,” “I orgasmed like three times!”“Let’s go again.” 
 
Here’s what really happens the first time:

1. He struggles to remove the bra. In frustration, she slips it off with ease—one handed and in the dark no less.
2. His inexperience with condoms leaves him fiddling with his penis. He looks like a hotdog-stand worker attempting to shake water of a steamed dog. In his attempt to place the condom on, he goes limp.
3. He panics at the sight of his limp penis. He apologizes and proclaims, “This never happens. I swear.”
4. She smiles—not in a happy, it’s-okay-don’t-worry-about-it way.
5. He finally gets hard, but the feeling of a condom dampens his pleasure (and even weakens his erection somehow). After again shaking his penis with a same vehemence only replicated while trying to extract ketchup out of a glass bottle, he achieves success.
6. Five minutes later, he reaches an orgasm. No “You’re amazing” or “I orgasmed like three times!” Just a few sympathy moans and another ominous smile from his partner.

For males, this situation presents a worst-case scenario, and while men may not experience all of these issues their first time, they will encounter some. For the guy looking to make a first impression, here are the book types he’ll want to pick up.

The Her-Needs Books

You’re as green as it gets, and while you know how to keep her happy, you don’t know how to satisfy her in bed. So what if you’ve watched dozens of pornographic simulation videos that account for hundreds of hours of visual learning, enough hours to qualify you for a certificate of achievement at a Ron Jeremy sex workshop (if Ron had a workshop). But this is real life, not a video. Men who pick up books about her needs will gain the following advantages:

• An understanding of the techniques to help her reach an orgasm
• Insight on the female orgasm
• Advice for building up female stimulation level
• Ideal positions guaranteed to make her orgasm

Guide Books

If porno movies were visual training manuals, guidebooks offer detailed write-ups ideal for any man looking to make an impression. From helpful tips to beneficial sex positions, guidebooks offer a hodgepodge of ideas and techniques to give a man a leading edge in the bedroom. Benefits for guidebooks include:

• Visual study guides
• Detailed information about the vagina and the clitoris
• Lube advice
• Tips for beginners

Sex-Position Books

These books might seem obvious, and they do include the run-at-the-mill positions to keep men and women happy. The real value, however, remains the myriad positions you don’t normally see in pornos. With creative, even funny names, position books offer ideal locations, times andscenarios for engaging in this adult-form of Twister. Benefits include

• Visual images
• Advice for accomplishing the position
• Difficulty factor

You won’t become a sex god with a few books. Imagine sex as a sport: You can read all you want about it while gaining insightful tips and techniques, but until you play, you won’t know your potential. Theses books will provide a helpful, even comical source of information, and putting these ideas into practice will grant the real reward for young and old virgins alike