Sex Position: Stuff Your Face

During the holidays, it’s okay to stuff your face. Thanksgiving Day celebrates feasting, while Halloween makes binge drinking and eating acceptable. And the Fourth of July, well, Fourth of July celebrates and encourages every type of eating competition ever created, from pies and hot dogs to mayonnaise and chili. Stuff Your Face encourages binge eating, not of pies, but of a sausage and eggs (and maybe a little mayo too). Ladies who worry about their figure can binge on Stuff Your Face without the fear of gaining weight. 

Ladies lean back and position yourselves facing up. Men, climb on top of your partner and place your groin over her face. From here, ladies will get an all-access view of your sacred treasure. Once in position, ladies, please place your hands over his buttocks and prepare to Stuff Your Face.

Why She’ll Love It:

You may want to order this hot dog without the extra mayo. Whether it's with or without the special white sauce, this is one eating competition with few rules and time limits.

Ladies new to fellatio may use this position to experiment. Just remember, the tongue is your best friend, so massage his testicles and penis with one of the most powerful muscles in the human body.

Why He’ll Love It:

Your sausage gets most of the attention; your eggs, well, they get neglected quite a bit. Stuff Your Face encourages licking and kissing of your sausage and eggs. Gentlemen, just make sure you trim around the hedges because hair between your nuts may deter some women from taking the dive.
 

About This Position

Sex Position Number: 153
Difficulty: Novice
Pleasure for Him: High
Pleasure for Her: High
Not Suitable For:  Testicular Pain
Other Positions You May Like: Hammock Swing
Ideal Penis Size: N/A
Stamina Required: Low
Flexibility Required: Low