Sex Position: Humpty Dumpty

You all know the story of Humpty Dumpty. He sat on a wall; he had a great fall; and none of the king’s men could put him back together. While Humpty Dumpty, the anthropomorphic egg remains immortalized in songs, literature and images, men will play Humpty Dumpty in this sex position. Fortunately, they’ll get put back together.

Ladies will remain on their backs and position their legs toward one side. Men, meanwhile, will place their bodies over a woman’s legs. From here, men will achieve penetration and lean over a woman’s hips.

Why She’ll Love It:

This side penetration will place women at a 90-degree angle while males lean over their partners’ hips. The advantage here is to provide couples with a tighter penetration than they’re accustomed to.

Meanwhile, with a man leaning forward and over your hips, he’ll stimulate areas you’re not used to. Men too will stimulate your clitoris and massage your breasts.

Why He’ll Love It:

Each inverted thrust should generate plenty of stimulation for you and your partner. The tightness you experience from this position can cause a bit of pain, so apply some lubrication if you feel any discomfort.

Despite the discomfort, you’ll enjoy the capabilities of this position, so gentlemen, prepare to have a great fall while you sit on her vaginal walls.

About This Position

Sex Position Number: 300
Difficulty: Guru
Pleasure for Him: High
Pleasure for Her: High
Not Suitable For: Vaginal Insensitivity
Other Positions You May Like: Squeeze Play
Ideal Penis Size: 7 inches +
Stamina Required: Low
Flexibility Required: Medium