Eyeball Dip Popping Up Your Sex Drive

It has long been believed that olives act as natural aphrodisiacs. Many men and women confirm the legend. Specifically, they claim that green olives serve to increase the sex drive of men, while black olives do the same for women. If your sex life needs a little push, simply prepare and serve this delicious dip and you’ll soon be experiencing some tasty love!


Ingredients

1/2 cup whole black or green olives
1/2 cup shredded beets
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion flakes
1/2 teaspoon basil
1/2 cup plain non-fat yogurt
1/2 teaspoon oregano
1/4 teaspoon thyme
1/4 teaspoon sea salt
8 ounces Neufchatel softened cheese


Directions

• Blend well all ingredients minus the whole olives
• Gently stir in the whole olives before serving

Comments

Quick and easy to prepare and enjoy, this dip welcomes the possibilities of endless combinations to be built upon its Cream Cheese and Yogurt base. If you prefer a fat-free or low fat Eyeball Dip, simply use fat-free or low fat versions of these two base ingredients.
 
Go beyond this recipe's specs try and adding such delicious elements as Sour Cream, roasted Red Bell Peppers, Guacamole, Salsa con Queso (Salsa with Cheese), chopped Spinach, Milk, Mayonnaise, Creme Fraiche, soft Cheeses, hard cooked Eggs, and chopped Cilantro. Serve with Blue Tortilla Chips, Crackers, various Breads, and/or raw Vegetables.
 
In this picture, canned Beets were used (canned is the way to go when they’re not in season), giving this dip its healthy pink tinge (we call this the "Pink Eyeball Dip"). Of course, just as this dip is not limited to the types of ingredients used, it is not limited to its name. Not everybody finds the thought of “eyeballs” appetizing! Name it what you will, adjust as you desire, and enjoy the great taste and healthy libido you’ll derive from it!