Wow, am I tired. I barely have energy to smile right now. But let me tell you about my big week. Absolutely fantastic.
Wow, am I tired. I barely have energy to smile right now. But let me tell you about my big week. Absolutely fantastic. The week started off on a Sunday afternoon with some football, but before I even got to that I had to finish off my hot dream from the night before.
If you catch my drift.
I then proceeded to relax and watch football all day. The night was pretty boring - I beat off before bed and headed off to sleep nice and early. The next morning, I was getting ready for work – I had the same dream from the weekend.
Wow, three girls on me!
Gotta take care of that again. The morning itch. I got a hot date tonight – I got to get off work early so I can come home and freshen up. This girl is soooo hot!
I met her last Saturday night. I hear she is easy. But I don’t want to disappoint by being a two-pump chump. So I clear the pipes before seeing her. I’ll go forever. The next morning I get up. She is gone. We had a blast last night. I didn’t have my "A" game in the sack.
But who cares – I got some. Man, that girl really turned me on – I may have to jerk off one more time just to keep her in my mind. The rest of the week I had that same dream. Except now she was in it. Four on one! Lucky I took care of that – I would have the worse case of blue balls ever if I didn’t take care of the morning wood.
What a week. But I’m tired now. I want to see that girl again this week, but I don’t think she did it for me. I just wasn’t as turned on by her as I thought I would be. To tell you the truth I had a little trouble getting it up long enough for her. I much prefer the fantasy. I must be getting old. No matter. I’ll rent a porn tonight and get my mojo running again. If you catch my drift. I hope.
Is this sounds too familiar to you??? If so, you might suffer from various symptoms of over-masutration also known as sexual exhaustion.
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