There’s nothing like the sheer excitement of a horse race. Except maybe the feeling of a powerful orgasm during unbelievable sex. While that may seem like a disconnect, I can assure you it is not. So, in honor of the great sport of Horse Racing and the great new Sexual Position “The Horse Rider Love Making Position” (Think of the Horse Whisperer except with more Screaming!) we bring you a playful explanation of how it works, only with a sporty flare.

And They’re Off!

The man and the woman are kissing. Things are really heating up! They’re both topless! Now bottomless! They still haven’t stopped kissing! This is quite a race!

We have the first lead as Penis has jumped out and taken a lengthy lead, not to mention considerable girth as well. This is going to be a hard race! He is full of energy! But so is she! She takes the lead by a mouth! This is amazing! This high level of energy can’t go all night? Can it?

They Round the Corner!

The Penis has taken control of this race. Wait a minute! The girl is on her back! What is she doing? She has her legs spread, kicking and screaming – ready for the next leg of this race to be inserted into the plan! But what’s the guy doing?! He has squatted down like he’s leaning against a wall! His shoulders are almost to his knees! But it doesn’t matter – his penis is still hard! It’s ready to over take this race. He inserts! The crowd screams!

The Stretch Run!

The Penis is galloping right down the passage. It passes the G-Spot! The crowd roars in happiness! The guy’s eyes are wide as the finish line is near! He continues along – he’s at the Epicenter! This has the crowd out of control. They have never seen (or felt) a race like this. The Horse Rider is has now touched the G-Spot and Epicenter in the same race (at the same time!) and he is moving at a rapid pace! He must be on some kind of herbs to be able to control himself right now! Such speed, strength and determination! This is the most skillful Rider we’ve seen in a long time. Just an unbelievable technique! Where did he learn how to run a race like that!? The crowd can’t even keep their eyes open now. A smile has washed over their faces!

The Finish Line!

It’s now in full stride! There is no stopping him! The other Riders are at his mercy! They raise their arms and praise him! G-Spot! Epicenter! G-Spot! Epicenter! At the same time! Pumping! He has chosen to run this race at a high angle! And are the fans happy about that! We can sense something great is about to happen here! He is going hard! Not holding back! The fans are biting their lips, screaming, clapping, groaning, cheering! The finish line is COMING fast! Here it is! OH MY GOD! We have a new champion!

Indeed we do. Try the "Horse Rider Love Maker" position with a dose of energy replenishing herbs for a Championship type showing in the sack!

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