Horse Rider Love Making Position” could be the best sexual position nobody has ever heard of. And the best part is that it’s much easier than riding a horse...
There are only certain times when the word “Horse” comes up on the subject of Sex. While, this isn’t about endowments, length, girth or the Kentucky Derby – this is, in fact, one of those times.
When it comes to the basics of sex, i.e. “this goes there, then you do this and it goes everywhere” there isn’t too many questions. The tough stuff begins and ends with the positions. Whether you call it standard, missionary or boring – we all start at the same place…Men on top (with cramped feet) trying to find their way. With each position comes a new feeling of satisfaction (and orgasm) as we conquer them like uninhabited lands, populating each with an army of semen. At some point, after doggy-style, upside down and other bone bending moves, it becomes painfully obvious that a majority these moves are more so a test of flexibility than a worthwhile orgasmic venture.
With that said, the revolutionary “Horse Rider Love Making Position” could be the best sexual position nobody has ever heard of. And the best part is that it’s much easier than riding a horse and not nearly as expensive. Plus, it’s not nearly as painful when you fall off, except if a guy falls on his…um…you know what? Let’s not go there.
The reason why we try different positions is to see how the G-Spot reacts to different angles of sex, as well as how the penis feels at different entry points. Although, let’s be honest here – the penis is fine going inside anything that is above room temperature. Except maybe a blender…why would I EVEN go there?
Now, all of us adventurous types would agree that there are many other reasons why we try different positions, but in the end – it’s not a sexual position without the…sex. Which, in its simplest terms, is penis to G-Spot stimulation. The G-Spot has long been thought the spot to be. Like an island in the Caribbean or a hip nightclub, it was a popular place that exuded what sex was all about. It seemed that you couldn’t talk about orgasm, unless you touched on the G-Spot first. All puns intended. But through our endless praising of the female love button, we had overlooked another hot spot…The Epicenter.
For lack of a better sounding description, the female Epicenter is the same as the male prostate. It is the key to the Horse Riding position. You see, in order to attain an earth shattering orgasm, the G-Spot and the Epicenter must both be stimulated during sex. Although the Epicenter doesn’t have the cool street name that G-spot does, it is equipped with auto-rhythmic fibers to pace the orgasmic contraction – these are the key to your bioelectric levels. As we all know, this bioelectric pulse is what fuels the orgasm. And while Horse Riding, you can be sure that the bioelectric energy will BUCK right out of you and your partner.
 |  |  |  | | What can be almost as frustrating is achieving erection, yet it not being firm or full enough to enjoy using it. Weak Erection is a phenomenon that is very common and manifests itself in the form of a erectile dysfunction; when the penis is engorged with blood but not to the extent that it creates a firm erection for pleasurable intercourse. Find out ways and solutions to improve the quality of erection... more | |  |  |  | To effectively stimulate the G-spot and Epicenter simultaneously, it requires a lot of stimulation pressure. Thus, the first rule, as in all Horse Riding techniques is the “Mounting.” You must have stable equipment, in other words…a hard penis with a high-attack angle. Be sure to take the required herbs to replenish your penis for an all night derby. Because when the stallion comes out to play, he better be up for it. And he’s going to need that extra UMPH for the last stretch; it’s the only way to make passing the finish line a success. And so on and so forth.
Now it’s time to show you how to ride.
You must go into a wall-squat posture, in the nude of course. You must bend your legs toward your shoulders as much as you possibly can, this will keep your abdomen in a deep compression. While the female partner must lay beneath him with her legs spread toward her shoulders, completely opening her legs. From this angle you’ll be able to control the stimulation speed, stroke and spots – and also the light switch if you’re really skilled. In order to achieve volcanic-type orgasms, is it is recommended that you thrust at a high speed – 2.5 strokes per second – this will keep the sexual stimulation working at a high level.
Welcome to your first lesson in Horse Riding. While it may be difficult to master at first, it will bring you years of pleasure and love once you get the hang of it. I hear learning to ride horses is fun, too.
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